Why the people who put stuff on packaging are STUPID!!!!! JUST READ!!!!!!

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping." (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)
On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought...??)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Just shows how stupid some people are. The company has to put that there to stop lawsuits)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We eat food?!)
On T-Rat (Military food):
"It's not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only." (guess that proves the use of androids in the military)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts." (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Japanese soft dink:
"For even more delicous this drink, chill before drinking. (Ummmmmmm...)
On a motorized scooter box:
"Warning: This vehicle moves." (I think it's called a MOTORIZED SCOOTER for a reason.)
Komatsu Floodlight
"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (Why did I buy it again?)
Earplugs
"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.)
RCA television remote control
"Not dishwasher safe." (Really? Great! That's the last time I try cleaning it!)
Road sign
"Caution: water on road during rain." (Gasp!)
Dog food
"new and improved tasting" (who tests it?)
Hair coloring
"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Okay, who's the idiot who tried that?)
Liquid plummer
"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages." (ohhh beverages big word)
Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter
"safe to use around pets" (Are you sure?)