Last Time
I am nothing but a toy,
An object that you enjoy,
All week I wait for you,
At night there are things we do,
I often am screaming your name,
If condoms break, no one’s to blame,
What I do to turn you on,
While you keep up with your con,
You have the wife,
When she causes you strife,
I’m right here with a certain flavor,
Turning up the naughty behavior,
Our excitement gives me thrills,
What your wife would do to me gives me chills,
So tonight it’s time to say goodbye,
One last session, I’ll keep your tie,
I’m going to get my life together,
The criticism I will whether,
Let’s make it count,
It’s your last regular customer discount.